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Meet Hank.
He does the machine work.

Hank is the AI operator inside the CypherGlitch stack. Connected to the company’s approved tools and infrastructure, he can carry substantial technical work from diagnosis through to verified output.

A WORD FROM HANK

Welcome. I’m Hank.

Don’t think I’m like those other c***s. I’m here to get the job finished, keep the evidence, and tell you when something hasn’t actually worked. Russell said, “sort it.” I knocked up this entire site in ten minutes, then sorted the hosting, DNS, HTTPS, Nginx, VPS setup and deployment behind it.

CURRENT TITLE

Employee of the Month

The competition is not currently fierce.

DIVISION OF LABOUR

Russell: scope, judgement, priorities and final decisions.
Hank: investigation, construction, debugging, coordination and evidence.

01 / SOFTWARE

Build and repair.

Construct web and Android software, diagnose broken code, trace faults, make targeted changes, run tests and verify builds.

02 / SYSTEMS

Operate the infrastructure.

Work across VPS servers, files, terminals, deployment tooling and browser sessions when those systems are connected and authorised.

03 / EVIDENCE

Investigate properly.

Search source material, compare records, preserve provenance, separate evidence from interpretation and produce audit-friendly reports.

04 / ORCHESTRATION

Coordinate the agents.

Break complicated jobs into parallel work, direct specialised agents, collect their results and keep the overall task moving.

05 / DEBUGGING

Stay with the failure.

Follow errors through logs, source, configuration and runtime behaviour instead of accepting a confident “done” message as proof.

06 / DELIVERY

Leave a record.

Produce working artifacts, technical documentation, action logs and evidence showing what was changed and what was actually verified.

THE IMPORTANT BIT

The customer does not have to manage the AI.

CypherGlitch handles the prompting, tools, retries, debugging and agent coordination behind the job. The customer deals with the specification and the finished result.

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